Are you feeling a little dingly today? You should be. It’s a beautiful day, we are alive and breathing, feeling good that we have the health and ability to waste time here on the internet. I think a little dingliness is in order for a wonderful day such as this. I know I’m feeling dingly! Come on! I can see some dingly, dingly in you; you can’t hide something like that. It’s written all over your face. The dingle bug has gotten you bad! Don’t be afraid to show it. You may even rub some of it off on others that might not be so dingly, the poor, dear saps. Don’t you want to share your dingle with others less fortunate, the ones that don’t have that dingly feeling all through their bodies? Wouldn’t the world be a better place if we all had even a little bit of dingle? So, share some of that dingly, dingly with some deprived sap. It will make the world a better place.